12th Feb 2008

No more job. Bummer.

I have resolved to quit my job.

Things have been going down the shit hole for a while now, and I just can’t take the bullshit anymore.

Two of my paychecks bounced last fall, but I said to myself, “I’ll stick with it and things will get better and I’ll be no worse for the wear and have an awesome job.”

I mysteriously received a raise (surprise!), a few days before they fired the only other HTML Programmer, which I thought was a little suspicious. So now I had a raise, and 2-times the workload.

Shortly after, 70% of the employees fled, and they kept telling me, “You better start looking for a different job,” and I said “Yeah, thanks, but I’m going to work through things around here and see what happens.”

Then one payday came and I didn’t get a check at all. The boss was out of town and “Oops! - Forgot to sign the checks!” Bullshit. BUT I STAYED AND WORKED THROUGH IT, because apparently I am a dumbass.

Many suspicious happenings and shady business practices later, things got REALLY weird and people started getting paranoid and playing the blame game. I was told that *I* was “unreliable” and I am now no longer allowed to work from home because it’s “too difficult” to “track” the work that I do at home. Apparently, the last 8+ months working from home, I’ve just been stealing money from the company.

Oh, and my schedule is no longer flexible, as stated in my original employment contract. Oh, and since I’ve been missing so much work because of the winter weather and being snowed-in at our house in the country, I’ve only been getting 30-35 hours (3-4 days) in a week, which is not full time, so I lose my benefits, insurance, vacation and sick time.

I was told to “consider my options” and “talk it over with my spouse” and blah, blah, blah. So I did. Bo said, “Fuck them. They’ve fucked you around so much, they can eat shit. Their business is fucked, they can’t even pay the people that work for them, and they’re either too stupid, or they don’t give a shit enough to carry payroll insurance like a responsible employer. Fuck them. Quit. You’ll get another job, and you’ll actually get PAID for the work that you do.”

But I got all wishy-washy, and was like “But there’s so much work to do, and I feel so bad, if I leave it will just get shoved off on everybody else and make them more frustrated and overworked, and I just don’t know…” and Bo said, “Fuck that! None of that is your problem. They should wise-up and leave, too.”

That was Tuesday, Feb. 5th.

On Wednesday, we had the worst snowstorm in Iowa since 1973. 14 inches of snow in 24 hours, with sustained winds of 30-50 mph after that. We were snowed-in and drifted-in and fucked Wednesday and Thursday; Bo logged about 30-hours worth of plowing and re-injured his back which had just been “adjusted” the week before. Poor guy, works so hard for his family, you just can’t stop him. Thank God for him.

Then came Friday, Feb. 8th, when I was handed a piece of paper that looked like a paycheck, smelled like a paycheck, same relative size, weight, and density as a paycheck, but has yet to be converted into worthwhile currency. The bank won’t cash it because there is no money in the account. No employees can cash their checks. There’s no money. I don’t know when/if there will be.

I am holding my check until Friday. I don’t know why. Whether it clears or not, I’m done. I’m turning in my time, and on Friday, Feb. 22nd they’ll send me another piece of paper with a dollar amount and a signature that’s worth nothing and it’s going to turn into a fuck-tarded ridiculous mess. FUCK.

I feel terrible. But I’ve felt terrible since the start of the new year because of all this shit and I’m sick of it. If I stay there, I’ll just keep feeling like shit. I am committed to my decision, and everyone I’ve talked to agrees that I should get out and seek more a more stable payroll and work environment. Friday, Feb. 15th will be my last day. So sad. I will miss my co-worker friends.

Fuck.

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27th Jan 2008

Guess what today is?

Happy Birthday Mike Patton

Happy 40th Birthday to Mike Patton!

General Patton Sings Happy Birthday
(not to himself, but you get the reference, I hope)

To celebrate, I went to see I Am Legend in-theater with my dad and little bro. It was quite excellent. The movie did not follow the book very much at all, though. *big suprise* Other than the title, the main character’s name (Robert Neville), and the plot line aspect that the human race has been transformed into Vampire-like creatures, there was not much of the original story within this newest “adaptation”. Of course, the time period was updated, so there was new technology and vehicles and such available to the main character. However, some of the biggest differences that I noticed were:

  • The circumstance of Robert Neville’s family’s demise was completely changed
  • Robert Neville began the movie with a dog; while in the book, he does “find” a dog, but the dog is infected and dies after about 2 weeks.
  • In the book, Robert Neville is a person of German-English descent, with blonde hair and blue eyes. But I can’t argue with their casting of Will Smith in this movie; most excellent performance and very enjoyable.
  • In the book, Robert Neville is not a scientist; he has a blue collar job, and after the “plague” uses his “spare time” as “the last man on earth” to study books to learn about the disease.
  • The end of the movie was totally changed. This new ending fits the new movie adaptation well, but the book’s ending is classic and will always be my favorite. READ THE BOOK!

The most AWESOME aspect of the movie, by far, is Mike Patton voicing the various demonic noises of all the vampire-like creatures. Wow. Absolutely brilliant. What a most excellent project for The Man. WATCH THE MOVIE!

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16th Jan 2008

Cool Shit for the New Year

I hate fucking blogging. But I do love sharing cool shit from around the internet. Some of this crap is from John. Thank you for the random crap, John. (see asterisks)

New Meshuggah track from impending March 7 Obzen release, entitled “Bleed”
http://danmax.net/john/Stuff/Meshuggah - Bleed.mp3
I think this may be the absolute heaviest metal I’ve EVER HEARD.
Along with the new album, Meshuggah will be touring with Ministry this Spring.
http://www.meshuggah.net/tour/

George A. Romero’s newest and upcoming Zombie movie!
“Diary of the Dead” Trailer …and as long as we’re on the topic…

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen*
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p5.html

Best Essay EVER*
It seems this essay was written while the guy was high hilarious 

Here’s one for all my fellow netgeeks out there.*
shut up i hack you 

SNL Digital Short: PUNCHED!*
http://www.influks.com/post1760.html
Hilarious!

The picture that is unexplainable.*
http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=1161

The Bad Comics Challenge*
http://nedroid.com/bcpage1.html
I especially like, 18, 27, the title of 36 is awesome, 40, 46, 47, 55, 64, 71, 84, “99. Red Ballons”, 103, 121, 131, 154, 168-169, and the running “slept with your wife”, groin kickings, and taco jokes. WOO!

I could take 15 five-year-olds in a fight.*
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

This could be the greatest e-card site EVER.*
http://www.someecards.com/ 

And various YouTubeness…
This is why you shouldn’t fly kites near power lines*
Faith No More: Portishead “Glory Box” cover (live)
because Mike Patton is a sexy bitch, even especially when covered in other people’s saliva. Hot damn. (and the prequel: Spit in Mike Patton’s Mouth)

Posted by Adel in Internet, Movies, Mike Patton, MUSIC, CONCERTS, Uncategorized

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09th Dec 2007

Post Title Escapes Me

We recently went to see DEVILDRIVER at the Reverb in Cedar Falls. IT FUCKIN ROCKED. It was a small venue and the stage was only about 3-foot off the floor, so the band was RIGHT THERE. Then Dez told the bouncers that they didn’t need to stand up by the stage so they moved to the back of the crowd and everyone was right up in front of the stage. Man, that was so awesome. I think that’s the closest I’ve been to a band while they were performing, and it was DEVILDRIVER! Why did it have to end?

My job is… going… “well”, I suppose. The company is suffering some “financial setbacks” and my paycheck bounced a couple times, but it all got taken care of and now I’ve wised up and I cash my check at the company’s bank before I deposit it in my bank. Take that, you bastards. I love my job and everything, but if I don’t get paid, that’s about it. Yep.

Holidays are in full swing, and life is BUSY. Luckily, I got all my Christmas shopping done the day before Thanksgiving. So, I’ve been wrapping presents for the last 2 days. I love wrapping presents! I love Christmas. Next will be to get a Christmas tree and get the house all decked-out with the decorations. Yay! Gunner is so excited about Christmas and Santa and the Christmas tree and presents. Now that he can’t go outside everyday, he just runs around the house singing Christmas songs and playing with empty wrapping paper tubes. Man, I wish I could just run around in my underwear all day and have people make my food and play and give me hugs. Lol.

Posted by Adel in Holidays, Life, MUSIC, Work, Gunner, CONCERTS

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04th Jul 2007

TOOL Concert Pics

From the 6/19/2007, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, show. Thanks, John!

TOOL 6/19/2007 (4148) TOOL 6/19/2007 (4149) TOOL 6/19/2007 (4153) TOOL 6/19/2007 (4157) TOOL 6/19/2007 (4162) TOOL 6/19/2007 (4173) TOOL 6/19/2007 (4176) TOOL 6/19/2007 (4181) TOOL 6/19/2007 (4185)

Also, check out this crazy shit: http://lyricwiki.org/Tool:Lateralus/Fibonacci 

I recently found out that one of my old MP3s, downloaded back-in-the-day as “Alice in Chains - Blue (rare)” is actually a song called “Aviary Glands” by the band Thread.

http://www.itsnotalice.com/story.aspx

Posted by Adel in Friends, Photography, MUSIC, CONCERTS

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